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  Sauron’s Blog #56:That’s It, I QUIT!

  12.14.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  With post #52, Sauron’s Blog began the story of Beren & Lúthien (told from Sauron’s point of view). Now, the epic tale continues, as Sauron learns that Beren and Lúthien have stolen a Silmaril from the Iron Crown of Morgoth…

• Humor

  The Lord of the Rings Hot Dog

  12.11.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  So, it’s a “Lord of the Rings Dog” because it has onion rings on it. Right. And what’s the barbecue sauce in aid of? I don’t remember barbecues playing a central role in the trilogy.

• Humor

  Scientific Pie Chart: Who Got Shit Done in ‘The Hobbit?’

  11.05.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  This chart illustrates which characters in The Hobbit actually get any shit done.

• Humor, Web Links

  ‘Lord of the Rings’ Movie Narrative Chart from XKCD

  11.02.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  From extra-geeky web comic xkcd: a “movie narrative chart” featuring character interactions from the Star Wars trilogy, Jurassic Park, 12 Angry Men, Primer and The Lord of the Rings.

  I don’t know if it’s funny — but it’s very cool.

• Humor, Web Links

  Sauron’s Blog #52: Why Can’t People Just Leave Me Alone?

  11.01.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  So Carcharoth brought this Gorlim into my dreadful presence — clearly the Orcs, and then Carcharoth, had been pretty rough on the little guy. I was in my “colossal wolf” form, which I wear most of the time now, because it’s scary, I don’t have to wear clothes, and I can poop wherever I want.

• Humor, Web Links

  What if ‘The Hobbit’ was a Nigerian 419 scam?

  09.25.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  In view of this, I received your contact through a friend and counselor, an ingenious wizard, who noted you as a Burglar who wants a good job, plenty of Excitement and reasonable Reward. And I and my twelve companions have agreed to give you 10% of the total gold and jewels that the dragon Smaug now rests upon if you can join us on our long journey. When you have agreed please tell us the place where you dwell and send one hundred pence so that we might travel to you.

• Humor, News

  Lady Galadriel Wounded in Theater Mishap

  09.02.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  Galadriel Alatáriel, The Lady of the Galadhrim, suffered a head wound yesterday evening when she was struck by a prop during a theatrical performance in Caras Galadhon.

• Features, Humor

  If LOTR Had Been Written By a Game Developer

  08.11.09 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  “Frodo!” Gandalf cried, as the old man rose up suddenly proud and strong like an elf king of old. “The armies of Mordor stand at the gates of Minas Tirith! Rohan has fallen, and Erebor is is besieged! The hour is late, and the Ring must be destr—is that really a Silmaril?”

• Humor

  Humor: Party Balance In The Hobbit

  06.09.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  If you’re (a) a Tolkien fan and (b) and role-playing game player, then you will also find this amusing.

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