Here are the best insults from a lengthy Facebook thread earlier today. Add your own in the comments!
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Carcharoth,
Elrond,
Gandalf,
Gothmog,
Huan,
Humor,
insults,
Legolas,
Númenor,
Rosie Cotton,
Sauron,
Shadowfax,
The One Ring,
Tolkien snaps,
Tom Bombadil,
Treebeard
I was advised by several friends not to write this post, which tells you something about the state of racial discourse in America today. But here we go…
Of course Hobbits have to be white!
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David Brin,
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The Hobbit (film)
In the tradition of great image macros such as High Expectations Asian Father, here is Bilbo Baggins (the Martin Freeman version)…
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Bilbo Baggins,
Humor,
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The Hobbit (book),
The Hobbit (film)
The Professor is moving up in the world, at least financially. JRR Tolkien is the third wealthiest dead celebrity in Forbes Magazine’s yearly poll, up from fifth place last year.
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Elvis Presley,
Forbes Magazine,
George Steinbrenner,
highest-earning dead celebrities,
JRR Tolkien,
Michael Jackson (singer),
New York Yankees,
Stieg Larson,
trust
The ‘Tubes are jammed this week with contrary facts and rumors about the now-greenlit two-part adaptation of The Hobbit. Here is a quick summary of what we know and what we think we know…
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Andy Serkis,
David Tennant,
Fran Walsh,
Hugo Weaving,
Ian McKellen,
labor issues,
Martin Freeman,
New Zealand Actors’ Equity,
Peter Jackson,
Phillipa Boyens,
Screen Production & Development Association,
Sylvester McCoy,
The Hobbit (film)
After months of baseless speculation in both the fan and professional media, an official announcement from New Line Cinema confirms that Sir Peter Jackson will direct a two-part film adaptation of The Hobbit, to begin principal photography this February.
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Carolynne Cunningham,
Fran Walsh,
Guillermo del Toro,
Ken Kamins,
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New Line Cinema,
Peter Jackson,
Phillipa Boyens,
The Hobbit (film),
The Lord of the Rings (movie trilogy),
Toby Emmerich,
Warner Bros.,
Weta Workshop
There are two locations that appear in both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings that play central roles in both stories, and that can themselves be described fairly as “characters.” One of them is Rivendell, the sanctuary and fortress of Elrond Halfelven.
The other is the Shire, the homeland of that prosperous and agrarian race, the Hobbits…
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Arnor,
Battle of Bywater,
Battle of Fornost,
Battle of Greenfields,
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Elrond,
Eriador,
Fell Winter,
Frodo Baggins,
Gildor Inglorion,
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Long Winter,
Master of Buckland,
Mayor of Michel Delving,
Meriadoc Brandybuck,
Moria,
Peregrin Took,
Samwise Gamgee,
Saruman,
Scouring of the Shire,
social anarchism,
Thain of the Shire,
The Shire,
The Silmarillion,
War of the Elves and Sauron,
War of the Jewels,
Witch King of Angmar
If you think it strange to devote an entire article to someone as small and insignificant in the Legendarium as Samwise Gamgee, then you have bought into Sam’s own view of himself, as nothing but a simple gardener from The Shire.
But many have suggested that Sam, rather than Aragorn or Frodo, is the main hero of The Lord of the Rings; and this view was promulgated by no less an authority than JRR Tolkien himself…
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Banazîr Galbasi,
Bell Gamgee,
Bilbo Baggins,
Bill Ferny,
Bill the Pony,
Cirith Ungol,
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Hamfast Gamgee,
JRR Tolkien,
Letters of JRR Tolkien,
mallorns,
Marxist Tolkienology,
Red Book of Westmarch,
Rosie Cotton,
Sam Gamgee,
Samwise Gamgee,
Shelob,
Tolkien 101,
Tom Bombadil,
Yestarë (Elven New Year)
Fëanor is one of the greatest characters of The Silmarillion; although Beren Erchamion, Lúthien Tinúviel and Túrin Turambar are more traditional heroes, it’s Fëanor’s choices for both good and evil that create the conflicts that drive the bulk of the story.
The story of Fëanor (told here as briefly as possible) begins as the story of the earliest Elves…
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Burning at Losgar,
Dagor-nuin-Giliath,
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Doom of Mandos,
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Fëanorean letters,
Galadriel,
Gates of Moria,
Kinslaying at Alqualondë,
Laurelin,
Maiar,
Melkor,
Morgoth,
Oath of Fëanor,
palantíri,
Silmarils,
Sons of Fëanor,
Star of Fëanor,
Telperion,
The Silmarillion,
Ungoliant,
Valar,
Valinor
The entertainment industry paper reports that Sir Peter Jackson is close to signing a deal to direct the as-un-yet greenlighted two-part film adaptation of “The Hobbit.” According to the paper’s sources, Jackson is in Los Angeles this week, holding casting meetings for “The Hobbit.”
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bankruptcy,
Guillermo del Toro,
Hollywood Reporter,
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,
Peter Jackson,
The Hobbit (film),
The Hobbit casting,
Warner Bros.
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