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  The Periodic Table of Middle-earth Elements

  01.09.10 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  The Periodic Table of the Elements, Middle-earth style.

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  Sauron’s Blog #47: The Race of Men is a HUGE Disappointment

  06.27.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  So Eru decided to create a mortal race, the Elves, that looks like hairless albino apes. Fine, He likes primates. Then that talent-free dumbass Aulë made the Dwarves, which are just fat stunted Elves. Well sure, Aulë is as creative as the average colon, and produces the same product. No wonder his race is just a bad copy of Eru’s.

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