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  If Tom Bombadil Had Appeared in Peter Jackson’s ‘The Lord of the Rings’

  01.24.10 | Kunochan | Permalink | 3 Comments

  If Tom Bombadil had appeared in Peter Jackson’s “The Lord of the Rings,” it may have gone something like this.

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  Yo Frodo, imma let you finish…

  01.23.10 | Kunochan | Permalink | 1 Comment

  Something humorous via Comixed, referencing LOTR, Kayne West & Taylor Swift, and The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

• Humor

  The Periodic Table of Middle-earth Elements

  01.09.10 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  The Periodic Table of the Elements, Middle-earth style.

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  Sauron’s Blog #57: Three Idiots, One Day

  01.09.10 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  I leapt to my feet, summoned a storm of lighting and smothering darkness in the sky overhead; covered the forest floor for miles in all directions with a greenish miasma that sucked the life from all things; howled a terrible howl that chilled the Sun, froze the blood, and was remembered in the whispered mid-winter tales of every mortal tribe living within a thousand miles for centuries to come; and leapt again, ready to rend the limbs from the poncy little poltroon, consume his soul and crap it back out down his throat.

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  The Lord of the Rings Hot Dog

  12.11.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  So, it’s a “Lord of the Rings Dog” because it has onion rings on it. Right. And what’s the barbecue sauce in aid of? I don’t remember barbecues playing a central role in the trilogy.

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  Sauron’s Blog #53: Melkor has completely lost his mind

  11.08.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  With post #52, Sauron’s Blog began the story of Beren & Lúthien (told from Sauron’s point of view). Now, the epic tale continues, as Sauron chases Beren south into Doriath, where the Man will first encounter Arwen’s great-great-grandmother…

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  Scientific Pie Chart: Who Got Shit Done in ‘The Hobbit?’

  11.05.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | 2 Comments

  This chart illustrates which characters in The Hobbit actually get any shit done.

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  ‘Lord of the Rings’ Movie Narrative Chart from XKCD

  11.02.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  From extra-geeky web comic xkcd: a “movie narrative chart” featuring character interactions from the Star Wars trilogy, Jurassic Park, 12 Angry Men, Primer and The Lord of the Rings.

  I don’t know if it’s funny — but it’s very cool.

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  Sauron’s Blog #52: Why Can’t People Just Leave Me Alone?

  11.01.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  So Carcharoth brought this Gorlim into my dreadful presence — clearly the Orcs, and then Carcharoth, had been pretty rough on the little guy. I was in my “colossal wolf” form, which I wear most of the time now, because it’s scary, I don’t have to wear clothes, and I can poop wherever I want.

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  Sauron’s Blog #51: Rooting Out Elves Is Like Digging for Chiggers

  09.30.09 | Kunochan | Permalink | Speak, friend and comment!

  …guess who gave these idiotic Elves the idea to build hidden cities? No, guess! Ulmo! Remember that asshole? He’s the Valar responsible for water. Wow, that’s great, Ulmo — you’re in charge of one entire molecule! Me, I designed the metaphysical template of the cosmos, and was responsible for designing all the transition elements and all the metals and metalloids. And antimatter. And dark matter. But you’ve got dihydrogen oxide. Good work, dude!

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