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Sauron’s Blog #51: Rooting Out Elves Is Like Digging for Chiggers

09.30.09 | Kunochan | Speak, friend & comment!

Sauron’s Blog has been updated.

…guess who gave these idiotic Elves the idea to build hidden cities? No, guess! Ulmo! Remember that asshole? He’s the Valar responsible for water. Wow, that’s great, Ulmo — you’re in charge of one entire molecule! Me, I designed the metaphysical template of the cosmos, and was responsible for designing all the transition elements and all the metals and metalloids. And antimatter. And dark matter. But you’ve got dihydrogen oxide. Good work, dude!

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